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Seneschal: “Use no underhanded tactics in this trial by combat or your opponent may do the same to you.”

Argell: “K.”

Seneschal: “You may begin …”

Argell: “LIGHTNING!”  (Proceeds to spam lightning bolts until his opponent lies twitching on the ground)

Seneschal: *Points at Argell menacingly*: “Apostate!”

Argell: “Are you not entertained?!”

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GM: “So you know meet the new Archbishop of the religion you were responsible.  You soon realize that his influence is greater than yours.”

Emperor: “So have I …

GM: “Yes.  You have created a religion which is actually more powerful than the government.”

Emperor:  “DAMMIT!”

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Argell (talking to enemy): “You have no idea how tired I am of hiding my abilities and its going to feel great to finally cut loose again …

GM:  “While you’re monologuing, Dwin attacks you.”

Argell: “DAMMIT!”

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Right, so I’ve been falling down on the job lately, haven’t I? Then again, there was a week where there was no Labyrinthine, so I have 1/4th of an excuse. Anyway, I’m going to put the quotes that I do have up soon-ish, but first I just have to share the most exciting part of my spring break so far:

MY SISTER DREW ME A PICTURE OF PRINCESS PERIWINKLE!!!!

It’s got all the elements I told her and she also pretty much duplicated some of the conversation between the Simic and the Dimir. She also made a relationship chart between the guilds in LOG: Ravnica. I love my sister so much. 

I’ll post a picture soon, for the reference. It’s my new favorite thing!

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(Pirate slave gets dragged away after being tranquilized)

Vergil: I’m beginning to like this world more and more.

Shadow: You are a terrible person.

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Machine: Welcome citizen. Please insert your citizen ID.

Vergil: Insert your tongue.

Jorg: Insert your sword.

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Greeter: For your safety and the safety of others, you will be watched 24/7.

Jain: Institutionalized voyeurism?

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GM: Your little pushcart feels really inadequate.

Hart: Should I roll inadequacy?

GM: No, it’s automatic.

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Vergil: One of the Germans is Paris Hilton.

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Jain: Will it help if I start crying?

Rivet: You’re a 20-year-old man. They’ll wonder why we have a retarded Frenchmen.

German Person: Ugh, fucking French.

Shadow: We all have that feel sometime.